2007--The Year of the Suicide?

It's taken a while, but in 2007, suicide has become trendy! You're nobody until you've at least attempted to take your own life!

It's only March and we've got alleged attempted hangings, alleged attempted drownings, attempted drug overdoses, gunshots to the face and CO poisoning! When will the madness end? We're almost to the point where guys will just start indiscriminately sleeping with Courtney Love!

Self-destruction is in the air. And Anna Nicole's death method hasn't even been ruled on yet! Plus, you've got the Olson twins cruising around Europe on heroin and ExLax. You've got Britney playing musical rehabs. Lindsay Lohan could snap at any moment

2007 looks like it will be the first year in which the DW suicide bonus will be redeemed! Life Death is beautiful!