Falwell DEAD: Thinking People Around the World Rejoice!
OK, look. If you liked Jerry Fallwell, let me first invite you to have rough, spiteful sex with yourself! Done with that? Then allow me to politely ask that you never return to my site. Seriously, bugger off.
With that out of the way, I am so psyched that this holier-than-thou sh1tpiece of a man has finally done us all a favor and stopped breathing. This human butt-plug made it his personal mission to make up fairy tales in order to fleece the innocent and simple-minded.
If you aren't familiar with FuckKnuckles McGee, as his friends called him, here are some of his greatest hits:
(Keep in mind that these are things that he said OUT LOUD...what is he keeping to himself?)
*Falwell asserted that when The Antichrist ("The Beast") comes, he "must be, of necessity, a Jewish male"
*During the Civil Rights Movement Falwell was a supporter of racial segregation. He said this about Martin Luther King, "I do question the sincerity of people like the Reverend Martin Luther King..."
*As for homosexuality, Falwell remarked, "AIDS is the wrath of a just God against homosexuals."
And that's just scratching the surface of his insane assholery.
Sure, there are plenty of uneducated buffoons with the above beliefs, but this pigfucker actually acquired the means to perpetuate these views through a "school" called Liberty University. Liberty University is the Taliban of colleges. When one steps on campus at Liberty, one expects John Lithgow to jump out from the bushes and stop everyone from dancing. Calling Liberty University a school is like calling The Third Reich a social club. Paying tuition to Liberty U. is akin to paying $14,000 per year to eat endless buckets brimming with human feces.
Falwell disgraced humankind on this earth for 73 years. Thanatos Therapeuticus knew that Jerry would be "called home" this year. Our resident master of death therapy picked six evangelists this year. I hope he goes six for six.
27 points for T.T.'s excellent call!
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Here's a gem:
"I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People For the American Way, all of them who have tried to secularize America. I point the finger in their face and say 'you helped this happen.'" - Jerry Fallwell, in response to the September 11th Terrorist attacks.
Here's hoping he rots in Hell.
Was I the only one who picked this loser out of the barrel? :)
YAY no shut out for me!!! :)
Why do I sense that if there were a prize for most enjoyable pick... :) *giggle* that I would win?
By the way... I just got letters of complaint from Miss Piggy and Porky Pig, who are both threatening defamation suits on behalf of their species. Specifically they believe that the term pig effers implies consent, and they would like it to be known that no member of their noble, intelligent species would never, ever consent to sexual relations with such a deviant.
They are adamant that the language be changed to "pig rapist" as they feel it far more accurately reflects actual events.
From my extensive work in the pig community, I would have to say that I agree with them.
Respectfully, Grim, could you make the change? :)
Btw, grim, when Tammy Faye goes--remember that she never really engaged in nearly the chicanery of this one... and she has suffered over a dozen years with various cancers... so you could take a slightly gentler hand... :)
Love ya--
Thanks for keeping me in the biz...
--Thanatos Therapeuticus
Official cause of death: heart failure.
Question for the group: Can a heart actually fail where one does not exist?
Whatever....I thought he was hot.
You can't really print "twisted, shrunken lump of dessicated shit failure" in family-friendly papers, so they went with "heart".
--The Shadow
wow, you dudes are harsh. sure he's a steaming pile of bloody dung, but... hmmm... ok, i really don't have anything nice to say about him. so i won't say anything. :-)
thank heavens there's hell for this guys
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