Brokeback Actor Broken

Actor Heath Ledger was found dead this afternoon in his Soho apartment. A masseuse knocked on the Brokeback Mountain actor's door for an appointment around 3:30 this afternoon and found him dead in his bedroom. Ledger was 28.

Police have not released any information about the cause of death, but a spokesman for the department has said they were seeking Jack Nicholson for questioning. Nicholson, said to be jealous of Ledger's casting as The Joker in the new Batman sequel, has been quoted in the press lately as saying he'd like to "shove 44 ounces of Smilex up that pretty boy's ass."

Official police spokesmen would neither confirm nor deny any Joker-related connection to Mr. Hedger's demise.

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