Chid Actor Becomes Adult Corpse

Brad Renfro, the 25-year-old actor who, as a youth, starred in such movies as The Client and Apt Pupil, died of undisclosed causes today.

Renfro, who had experienced numerous drug-related run-ins with the law in the last decade, is believed to have relapsed into drug abuse after an effort to stay clean.

If Renfro had worked enough to remain even slightly relevant over the past couple of years, a DW2K7er might have scored 75 whopping points of the little prick. Alas, his drug use kept him out of the public consciousness and his points go wasted.